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    Thursday
    Sep022010

    From the Campaign Trail: "I'm 'The Guy With A Truck'"

    By: The Guy With A Truck

    Greetings Lasting Liberty readers and fans of the WNBA's New York Liberty who got sent here by Google unintentionally! I am currently in the ditches of a political campaign, and I've been ask to write something for your reading pleasure from the campaign trail every week. It's a little difficult to balance stories from the trail while keeping privacy concerns intact, but no more difficult than, say, being a campaign staffer for a statewide candidate. This first installment will serve as something of an introduction. So in the words of Austin Powers, allow myself to introduce... myself.

    I'm a campaign staffer for a prominent Republican candidate currently running for an executive office in a Southern state. I have a moderate level of experience in the political field, but mostly in media and not as a staffer. I'm learning the differences by the day. Media consultants take polling information and craft messages that are made into TV and radio commercials, with social media, telephone calls and mailing pieces as a subsidiary component. Staffers get paid squat to be indentured servants to “general consultants” (a fancy name for people who were staffers 5 years ago and now get paid double to make perfunctory appearances at meetings and create documents that use smart-sounding words to spend money).

    We have a media consultant, two general consultants, a pollster, a fundraising coordinator, some mercenary graphic and design people, and then our actual campaign staff, of which I am one of three: a campaign manager, a political director, and then me. I'm officially a “body man”, shorthand for an aide to the candidate. Typical duties encompass a variety of tasks: driving to various campaign stops; keeping the candidate on-schedule and on-task; taking down notes and interfacing with the campaign HQ and other staffers and consultants; and having an unerring ability to locate [redacted] restaurants in order to find the candidate's road snack of choice-- the chocolate shake.

    But I'm not a typical body man. Our campaign is understaffed, so I double as a yard sign mule; deputy campaign manager; placator of a finicky media consultant; placator of a panicky assistant to the candidate; legend and inspiration to high-school and college-age interns; enforcer; proofreader; social media, um, “coordinator”; and, most important, TGWAT. The TGWAT role is a universal life precept. Everyone likes The Guy With A Truck.

    Oh yeah, and I sometimes moonlight as a professionally trained, degree-holding political media practitioner. 

    I am an old man in this game. Mid-20s is old, and I feel my age. By now, most people have graduated to become general consultants (the guys I mentioned earlier), or taken real jobs with wives and stuff. Why? The fewest hours I worked last week was 13. I treated myself on my evening off to a load of laundry, Chick-fil-A, and a nap. Most days lately have gone 16 or even 18 hours. There is no distinction between weekday and weekend. It just means that the type of work sometimes changes. For instance: this Friday will be spent shooting film for a commercial. Saturday will be walking around a parade/festival. Tuesday and Wednesday will be spent driving around the western part of the state for a series of appointments, visits, fundraisers, meetings, speeches, and the like.

    The best part about being on the road is that you can spend your mornings in Mayberry and your evenings in the big, bad cities. At one event earlier in the year, the hosts served only Sweet Tea* and lemonade, cheese cubes with American-flag toothpicks stuck in them, BBQ, and cupcakes. After a long drive to a different city, the next event served... an open bar. And a tray of finger sandwiches nobody bothered to touch.

    Day-to-day political life is characterized by old people who have nothing better to do signing up to receive a yard sign and then complaining that they have not yet received a yard sign, tech-unsavvy old people equating sparsely-read blogs and anonymous facebook posts by loose-screwed wingnuts as popular and widespread revulsion against our candidate, meeting old people who used to be somebody important but do not realize they are no longer important, old people giving money and pledging support for the candidate, old people telling me what to do before changing their minds and telling me something else, trying to beg young people to get involved in this game, and the persistent, tingling fear that comes from being a front-runner and knowing everyone else has a target on your back.

    There are not many cities in this state I haven't seen, and I'll see most of them again over the next couple months. A few I will see in precious few hours, so it's time to cut this short so I can go to sleep.

    *This is capitalized because it is a proper noun.

    Ed. Note: The Guy With A Truck is a pseudonym for an actual campaign staffer working for a prominent Southern Republican running for a statewide executive office. His blog posts from the campaign trail will appear weekly through the campaign season. 

    Tuesday
    Aug032010

    Debating the Stimulus

    Great stuff from CNBC's Kudlow, a discussion about President Obama's stimulus spending between Kudlow, former Clinton Administration Labor Secretary Robert Reich, and National Review's Kevin Williamson. Best part is at the end when Reich accuses Williamson of "Herbert Hoover economics" and Williamson says "Nah, Hoover was an activist."

    Another great Williamson line, "We spent $1 trillion and only managed to get a couple of dozen monkeys high on cocaine."

    Most excellent.

     

    Monday
    Aug022010

    Will Boxes in Senator on Abortion

    We don't or haven't talked much about abortion on Lasting Liberty. This is due in large part to cultural issues having taken something of a backseat to the more pressing issues of runaway government spending, Obamacare, and the prosecution of two wars. Furthermore, with President Obama occupying the Oval Office, we know that pro-choice judicial and high court nominees are going to dominate.

    That said, George Will's recent piece on Sen. Boxer's (D, CA up for reelection) borderline extremist abortion views is quite interesting. 

    Wednesday
    Jul282010

    Random Thoughts on the Summer, Part II

    …. Since MSNBC is down in ratings, they ought to sell a little book called MSNBC Mad Libs. Then have viewers fill them out and send them in for MSNBC anchors to read live on air. Sample: President Obama’s new energy proposal is (awesome/brilliant/Lincolnesque). It will help create (5 million, 5 billion, 5 trillion) new green jobs. It is paid for through taxes on the (evil/Hitlerian/child-molesting) oil companies. Unfortunately, Republicans are being (obstructionist/racist/poo-poo heads) and holding up the legislation. Then, since the mad libs will be indistinguishable from what is actually said on MSNBC, have viewers try to guess which one is the mad lib…

    … I know, I know, you can often flip the game and play it during Hannity on Fox News, too…

    …Perhaps the worst aspect of media bias in this country has to do with how reporters and newscasters assign motive. All too typically, a Republican will be cast as having some alterior or nepharious motive while the Democrat’s motive is pure. Case in point is the immigration debate where Democrat’s want “comprehensive immigration reform” out of good-heartedness and a sense of social justice, not because they want to add a huge new block of Democrat voters. Meanwhile, Republicans oppose such efforts out of xenophobia and mean-spiritedness, not because they want existing laws enforced and a better more organized way of keeping track of who enters the country…

    … Candidates are often said to be judged on whether voters would want to have a beer with them or not. The more I think about it, the less I would want to have a beer with President Obama. He’d talk too much and try to be an expert on everything. And nobody wants to have a beer with that guy… 

    … That sect of people on the right known as “birthers” who think President Obama was secretly born in Kenya remind me of those parents and coaches in Little League who require kids to wear those ridiculous, big helmets with the facemasks on them—just because they go way too far doesn’t make their underlying principle wrong. In the case of Little League, it is completely unnecessary and silly for parents and coaches to require the stupid facemask helmets, but their underlying concern for their kids’ safety is completely right and good. The notion that President Obama was born in Kenya is wrong, unhelpful, and a little batty, but the underlying principle that he is unfit to be president is completely accurate…

    … I don’t know, but the whole LeBron James saga didn’t stir my passions one way or another. But for those who criticize LeBron’s decision here’s a little thought exercise: You are a top 5 person in the nation in your field. You are offered the chance to team up with your close friend who is also top 5 in your field and work together, in South Beach with no state income tax while single and in your twenties. Is anyone turning that down? Seriously?...

    … I believe there are very few political writers who are worth reading every time that they write.  For me, that list includes Charles Krauthammer, Jonah Goldberg, and Mark Steyn. Quickly moving towards that list is NY Times conservative columnist Ross Douthat…

    ... Thanks, don't forget to tip well.

    Wednesday
    Jul212010

    Random Thoughts on the Summer, Part I

    … The gulf oil spill has been a story with several interesting layers. But from a presidential politics stand point, I feel a bit for President Obama. He could have been personally designing a device to stop the spill the past couple of months or on vacation in Maui the whole time and I’m not sure that it would have made a lick of difference. However, when you set yourself up as the president who will make the ocean levels recede and the nation heal, you shouldn’t be surprised when people criticize lack of results. Ultimately, this is another case of government impotence. Remind me again which political philosophy discourages massive federal involvement...

    … I did not care much for the Elena Kagan hearings. I thought they were uninformative and unhelpful. I wish Kagan had lived up to her own standard, answering questions directly instead of dodging and deflecting. That said, I still think Ms. Kagan ought to be confirmed. She’s qualified, experienced, and those who moaned about the Democrats blocking President Bush’s nominees were right to moan, but must be consistent in their belief the President gets his choice of judges, save for egregious circumstances. And I think Miguel Estrada would agree…

    … Hayek is making a comeback. Thanks to Glen Beck’s recommendation, The Road to Serfdom by Hayek reached the top of the Amazon bestseller list recently—which ought to make us all feel good about our nation. Say what you want about Beck—he’s over-the-top, he’s not a great writer, and he wanders into many areas I’m not comfortable going. But in asking people to not take his word for things and to read people like Hayek, works like The Federalist Papers, and look into the philosophical roots of progressivism, Beck is dead-on right…

    … So Vice President Biden goes to a custard shop in Wisconsin (sounds like one of those Rabbi and Priest walk into a bar jokes…). After getting his custard and asking what he owed for it, the proprietor made a crack to the extent of “lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.” Instead of coming back with a pointed retort, oh such as, “We’d love to, believe me, but we’re focused on getting the deficit down…” Biden instead calls the guy a smartass. Wonderful. Good thing he didn’t ask for the Attorney General to be replaced or we may have had a fistfight. I miss the days when our VP didn’t cuss at ordinary citizens, choosing to instead save the expletives for Sen. Patrick Leahy…

    … This Al Gore sexual assault allegation is quite a story. Although I must confess I’m not shocked because what he did to Tipper onstage at the 2000 Democratic National Convention can potentially be construed as sexual assault depending on what statute you’re using. Add this to the John Edwards story, and let’s check the scorecard: The candidates the Democrats ran for VP in 1992, 1996, President in 2000, and VP in 2004, turned out to be at worst a criminal and at best, shady and unpresidential (and that’s without even going into the impeached, disbarred, adultering, Bill Clinton). Kind of makes you think the ’08 ticket missed a slogan: Obama-Biden ’08, No Sexual Deviants!…